Interview of Chelda Flar from The Legend of Vanx Malic
Interviewer pales visibly, as Chelda walks in and takes a seat near him:
So, (he looks away nervously at the pair of producers standing together a few feet away. Gathers himself.) I didn’t realize how big you were.
Is that a question? Do I look fat?
No. No, Ma’am. I don’t see any fat on you. They didn’t say you were a giant.
I’m not a giant. I am a Gargan. One of my ancestors bred with a giant though. What happened to the other guy?
Um...